Waiste

(Insult, Offensive)

1. A person who is only good at womanising.
2. A male prostitute.
3. A Playa has-been.

A combination of two words: Waste and Waiste.
"Waste" being what the person is.
"Waist" being the only functioning body part the person has.

Colin is a real waiste.
The fair scot in room 4 is a real waiste.

by NAFTIHOSTELROOM2 June 20, 2011

ciao wasted

an italian term: ciao (meaning hi in this case) wasted, meaning smashed.

Sandra: Yo he's so smashed...
Alessio: CIAO WASTED!!
Nick: Mmmm...

by italianwop September 24, 2009

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

flame wasted

Wasted beyond belief. Number one cause of girls kissing girls and can lead anyone to basically go nuts.

Liz drank 2 beers and 2 shots and got flame wasted because she's a girl and girls can't drink as much as guys.

by LizIsLiz March 26, 2012

Doosh waste

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

waste of bungwipe

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

by Telephony January 17, 2012

Wastehog

Waste hog means 'Wasteman' in another context it's a word chavs use to call someone a fuckup.

Jordeh stop being such a wastehog.

by Revert1993 December 19, 2011