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brew your own vegetable soup 

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

Vegetable Slut

When you shove a vegetable inside any hole in your body...
"Come here and be my Vegetable Slut!"
Vegetable Slut by SquidsareSlippery December 30, 2016

Vegetable Soup 

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.
Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.
Vegetable Soup by FugginShib March 23, 2015

vegetable shopping 

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.
Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.
vegetable shopping by k1llah October 21, 2007

Vegetable Sex 

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak
I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

vegetable soup 

hearty soup made of tomato or beef based broth and many vegetables sure to fill ya up and clean ya out.
The cabbage and beans in this vegetable soup are giving me bubble guts.
vegetable soup by Jill Glomb May 16, 2008