Vagice

Advice from a woman. Usually about things women are knowledgeable about.

Grace, I don't know which facewash to buy. Can you give me some vagice, please?

by Wet Tortoise December 6, 2010

vagice grip

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.

Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!

by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012

vagice cream

n. 1. The cream that flows forth from a vagina, a combination of the words "vagina" and "ice cream." n. 2. A reference to oral sex between lesbians.

1. "I love the taste of your vagice cream." 2. "I want to get me some vagice cream."

by Vagice Creamer March 8, 2005

Vagibetes

Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch

Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.

by teamfunsome June 9, 2018

Vagicotti

A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel

"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vagickle

the tickling of ones vagina.

Girl: please stop tickling me.

Dude: Fine, I'll vagickle you instead.

by Jennypoooooooooooooooooooooo June 23, 2011