Undateable in the regular population. Someone who, for various reasons including brutal ugliness, complete lack of social wherewithal, or genitals shaped
like a
Pokemon character, would find it near impossible to date anyone other than another URP.
Jim: Hey man, how did your blind date go?
Roger: It was terrible. She looked
like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.
Jim:
Wow. Sounds
like a total URP.