twittie

Dutch slang for online bitching. (mostly on twitter)
It's the combination of fittie and twitter.

Dude, mark was in a big ass twittie with his ex last night. Someone even called the cops.

by zwijn January 17, 2014

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Twittie Mcdiddlefart

A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.

Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.

When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.

by Hooded Ninja April 22, 2010

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mr twittie twister and his sisters

When sisters get a little bit too twitty with it.

brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay

brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters

by mr twittie twister and his sis December 29, 2020

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Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

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Tittie Shirt

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

by will bitten September 19, 2017