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twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.
You really do talk a load of twallocks.
by Thermofish June 24, 2013
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Trollocks

An amalgam of the words "Troll" and "Bollocks", describing the ridiculous statements a troll will use to goad and enrage unsuspecting newsgroup/message board/ web forum users into imbecilic flaming sessions.
"Ha, well, I made you reply to me, so I win!"

"Save your trollocks for people who haven't read it a hundred times before. If you're so socially inadequate you can't get people to talk to you without behaving like a socially inadequate imbecile, try the Samaritans."
by Hughes. November 14, 2004
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twollocks

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting
He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.
by jamalf November 26, 2016
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twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.
the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks
by cky211 May 24, 2007
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johnny tallsocks

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.
I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.
by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008
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Betty swallocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
by frankf urta February 26, 2011
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albert tatlocks

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks
by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019
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