turdbin

A big dookie like a chocolate swirl ice cream sundae right on the head of an unknowing loser, creating the image of HAAJI from Johnny Quest. Thus the turdbin is born.

I gave Mike a turdbin while he was asleep, then railed the stripper.

by Captain Cornhole March 13, 2004

turdbin

When someone craps on your head with a long turd and a swirling motion. the result is a pile of dookie shaped like a turbin. hence: the name turdbin

I gave osama bin laden a turdbin.

by Kevin Mathis March 12, 2004

turdbin

Taking a mean shit on someone's turban

Its a blanket! It's a towel!. No I just took a super shit on his turdbin.

by ihoasa123 April 26, 2010

Turbin Dipping

Turbin dipping drowning sand beach sunshine watersports

Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 11, 2019

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Turdban

Protective head covering for bird droppings.

While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban

by Niezzy March 3, 2019