An extreme sport first seen in the show Big Mouth for only the manliest of men. 3 or more males position themselves facing a common cracker. Everyone wanks at the same time and the last one to finish must eat the cracker with all other participants' semen covering said cracker.
by wordmanhandler December 8, 2019
Get the triscuitmug. response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.
by Jimbo May 5, 2004
Get the triscuitmug. Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010
Get the Triscuitmug. by Trisc April 23, 2018
Get the Triscuitmug. new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"
originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009
Get the Triscuitsmug. by The White Hat April 12, 2003
Get the Triscuitmug. A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009
Get the Triscuitmug.