toepee

Being toepee with someone means being sassy.

Girl, I'm sorry that I slept with your man, but don't get so toepee with me!

by baby primus April 7, 2015

Toepee

Toepee means when somebody tries to get you fucked up

Girl, dont get toepee with me!

by ieatfish April 8, 2015

Toepee

1. Describe the bad way someone's treating you or others. Like if someone is bothering you, but you can't put your finger on what about them is annoying to you. Just say toepee.

2. A word to describe an off puting action that you don't know the word for.

"Those shoe's would look waaaay better on Karen, Catie." remarked Regina.
"Gurl, stop being so…um…toepee!"

by Narwhaltooth April 7, 2015

Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Toepener

The Toepener allows users to open a door using only their foot, creating a simple germ-free option for exiting the restroom.

Use a Toepener!

by YumYumBeware February 22, 2011

Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008