The Steamer

Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.

by MrMaynard September 1, 2008

Steamer

A stolen or hot vehicle.

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.

by Mr. lost in America February 5, 2009

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!

by VAN April 21, 2004

Steamer

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

by scart July 11, 2003

Steamer

Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.

I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.

by persilly June 3, 2012

steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body.
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face

He gave her the old cleveland steamer yesterday.

by JPizzle April 11, 2004

Steamer

Chicago slang for a stolen vehicle.

"We hop in steamers and we rollin' , hop in beamers and we Rollin..." -Lil Herb

by King Amari October 25, 2015