The Slank

A horrible, fatal sexually transmitted diesease that is believed to have orginated in saginaw michigan. it kills within 24 hours of contraction.

Anyone who is a collegiate female athlete in the 989 area code most likely has the slank.

by archcard April 28, 2010

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.

Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...

by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

hang the shank

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.

'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'

by thrill67 January 10, 2017

the shank

The best movie ever made. "the shawshnk redemtion" or 'the shank' for short.

Andy dufraine gets raped in the shank...its a major plot point.

by Tom Petersen August 11, 2006

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

the shank

(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed

Damn, that fool jsut got shanked

by Young Pinto May 13, 2005

wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.

Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.

by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023