the pounce

The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.

Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.

by The Man August 30, 2008

The pounder

Yet another, slightly milder version of internet trickery (See: Meatspin, tubgirl, goatse and lemonparty) where a repeated clip is shown of a man lightly tapping his penis with a hammer.

Awww fuck. the pounder.com!

by Some bro September 4, 2006

the ponce

attaching six matches to each other, sticking the last one in your dick. You then light the first match and try to ejaculate to HBO Porn (for extra challenge) before you burn your dick.

Guy A: What's with the blood on your pants?
Guy B: I tried to pull off the Ponce. Needless to say, I failed.

by alrighttitties September 18, 2007

the pounder

A website featuring a looping image of a man repeateadly hitting his penis with a hammer, to a clip of the song "U Can't touch this" by MC hammer.
There is also a title of the page, reading "Welcome to the pounder".
The pounder is a shock site, designed to shock unsuspecting internet browsers thinking that the site is about something other than hitting your penis with a hammer.

the pounder AIM
- hey, check this out its funny www.thepounder.com
- oh my god! what the hell is that! oh my god! no that is so wrong i hate you i am scarred for life now that is wrong in so many ways
-lol, unlucky.

by +=howard=+ August 30, 2008

The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.

Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*

by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019

The Pounderdome

Any room that the king dawg pounder consistently plunders. Often distinguished by its pounding chair and distinct odors. Typically it’s ROCKIN.

“The pounderdome was rockin for the southern belle jackhammer. Soaked.”

“Batten down the hatches, a cat 5 is advancing towards the pounderdome. KQ is livid”

by Pounderdome15 October 19, 2021

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009