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The Malik

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”
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The Maik Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the ENTIRE problem
Speaker 1 : I didn't support child labor at McDonalds, I provided the children
Speaker 2 : Wow that's The Maik Mentality right there
by M.Thor November 2, 2022
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The Maik (Stal) Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the entire problem
Speaker 1: I gave the cops the hollow point that shot Maike
Speaker 2: Wow, that is what The Maik (Stal) Mentality is all about
by M.Thor November 2, 2022
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The Maik

A non SI unit which is used to measure the proportion of attractive female (or fit ones) of a university course. It scale goes from 0 to 1, 0 being no fit ones and 1 being only fit ones in a course.

If a course has many fit ones, it is said to have a high Maikage. The Maikage is calculated though fit ones per lecture theatre
John: "I want to do engineering in college"
James: "Don't do that, engineering has a terrible Maikage. The Maik rating is literally 0"
by bolingollimbombo August 26, 2018
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The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.
While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"
by Zandroid August 18, 2017
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