The Cramp

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

the cramp twins

Cartoon about brothers 2 twins Wayne and Lucien. Wayne is a total sugar junkie who will probably be a criminal when he grows up and Lucien is the downtroden bespecticaled one who loves nature and saving the environment.

The Cramp Twins is the best cartoon on Cartoon Network

by Dani.B May 15, 2005

cramp in the face

The lovely look on your face after you wake up

Example A

Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.

Example B

Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...

by sevenEND September 25, 2010

Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

the cramps

a good Psychobilly/Punk band

the cramps are still around and have been since 76!

by LL138 June 21, 2008

The Cramps

R.I.P Lux (Erick Lee Purkhiser) Interior (October 21, 1946 – February 4, 2009) musician and a founding member of the legendary band The Cramps. He died at 4:30am on February 4, 2009, in Glendale, California of a pre-existing heart condition. The Cramps and Lux will be sadly missed.

I saw The Cramps at least 60 times and they were always kick ass.

by Old Skool Jim February 5, 2009

Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

by All Successful People February 14, 2020