the Family

1) the group of people responsible for the distribution of ~95% of the LSD in the United States.

2) A group of people one would die for, go to prison for, etc.

I'm going to hook up with the family at a music festival. I need a sheet.

by Acid Head October 4, 2008

The Family

The Family International (TFI), formed as the Children of God (COG) and later named Family of Love and the Family, is a cult, started in 1968 in Huntington Beach, California, United States. It began in the late 1960s, with many of its early converts drawn from the hippie movement. The Children of God was among the movements prompting the cult controversy of the 1970s and 1980s in the United States and Europe and triggered the first organized anticult group FREECOG.

The Family is led by and alcoholic prophet and led his sect into sacred prostitution.

by Dr. Loboto August 12, 2012

The Family

What people called Charles Mansons followers.

Mansons "family" is still recruiting new members years after he was jailed

by PainedSorrow August 12, 2005

The Family

The Family will kill, hunt, hurt you in any way possible to get the job done. The Family is Legend and Myth.

Only the few know the Family and only few fuck with the Family.

They are the Definition of Hardcore.
They are who the people say and fear.

The Family is a group of members who will die for each other which makes them a impact on each other. They will stick to each other and take things on together. They smoke it up with each other.

They are a Family.

"Hey did you hear about The Family?"

"Dude....dont speak there name, they may be listening."

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"Dude can I join the Family?"
"No."

*Followed by a punch in the crotch*

by Victim of the Family February 24, 2010

The Family

(n) gay ass "Pittsburgh" italians that think their hard, pop their collars, spike their hair, and smoke cigars. Travels in groups, wears sunglasses in dark enviroments & at night. Can be found in the "club" dancing with thirteen year old sluts. Beat up young children with weapons for fear of messing up hair.

Look here comes some nasty degos with bats, must be "the family".

by burgher666 June 4, 2007

The Family

A group of people said to have originated from somewhere within the Rio Grande Valley, bordering the Texas-Mexico boundary.

These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.

That there is The Family

by Someone from before October 4, 2009

The Family Circus

The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.

Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.

by latin guy March 20, 2005