the bonk

the bonk is some nasty ass school lunch people would want

hey can you go get me the bonk, i’m hungry

by TheBum November 13, 2019

The Chonk and Bonk

A night club where you get drunk (Chonk) and then have sex (bonk)

-Do want to go to the Chonk and bonk?
-last night I got pounded at the Chonk and bonk.

by Chonkychonk May 9, 2020

honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

by Birn June 11, 2006

Honky of the Bonky

A sexually transmitted disease.

I got honky of the bonky from sleeping with that skeeze last week.

by EDoubleDouble September 16, 2009

The Bonkening

Genocide

That’s it it’s just genocide

Hitler committed The Bonkening

by MarbleTA May 14, 2020

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

by KidSister94 April 24, 2023