Taxes

The legal form of stealing.

How come if I steal its called robbery and if the federal government steals its called "taxes."

by toxic720 December 9, 2011

Taxes

why I hate the government with all of my soul.

Plz fuck off, taxes!

by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Taxes

That thing you don't get taught about in school.

"What the hell are taxes."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

taxes

The other thing guaranteed in life besides death.

Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.

by Mr. MD January 26, 2007

taxes

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'

1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!

by Daedalus January 7, 2004

taxes

A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.

Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.

by Think October 12, 2004

taxes

What makes you go from being rich to poor

who doesn't hate paying those fucking things?

by lunar shadows December 24, 2004