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sumorgasm

Pronunciation: some-more-gasm

Definition: right after sex, the individual or couple need more than the orgasm that they received.
OMG! That sex was absolutely AMAZING but I am really in the mood for sumorgasm. (Wink, wink)
by triplef May 28, 2014
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smorgaswine

The procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free German lager with a French wine pairing, by dropping the shotglass into the wineglass, much like with a "Jägerbomb" or "Irish Car

Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.
I am not chugging beer! I am sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgaswine and it's elegantly cultural.
by Lorde a.k.a. Randy Marsh November 15, 2014
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smorgasbroad

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
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Smorgasvein

Smorgasvein is sampling of gluten-free German Lager with a French wine pairing. It's called smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural!
"The Smorgasvein festival was a blast in Saarland"
by FastWalrus November 7, 2014
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smorgasbroad

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.
Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
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smorgasbad

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.
by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013
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smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal
Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.
by Flakey July 26, 2007
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