Staples

Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.

Sell more Product Replacement Plans!

by Staples Employee July 15, 2008

Staples

The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.

"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.

by GatMFR September 9, 2015

staples

an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot

You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks

by mickey16561 April 24, 2011

staples

giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples

"Mom, i'm going to staples, be back in 10."

by Omar the Mexican September 11, 2005

staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005

staples

A useful tool for tapeless times.

"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"

by dr. toofess April 12, 2013

Staples

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.

J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!

by KS-Boogie December 30, 2008