staircased

To get knocked the fuck out by someone and when someone asks what happened and you use it as an excuse instead of looking like a pussy

Person 1: "hey man what happened to your face? Looks like you got in a fight!"
Person 2: "nah man, I got staircased"

by BiggRigg74 November 21, 2014

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Staircased

To fart while walking up the stairs so the people behind you have to walk through it.

3 guys walk up the stairs. First one farts. Other 2 guys just got staircased.

by Furiouss George December 28, 2009

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Staircase

A ramp with teeth

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 18, 2019

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thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head

from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave

My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."

I muttered something like "Well it's not".

What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."

by Mandingoe July 14, 2004