squatters

people who over stay thier welcome, eat all your food and never repays

We can't get these squatters out of our house!

by Rebecca April 13, 2003

squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator May 2, 2006

squatters

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.

A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!

by mEtHOs April 14, 2003

squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.

Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!

by JennyGee January 13, 2006

squatters

The act of defecating on an object or at a location in order to symbolize displeasure or defiance.

I copped a "squatter" on your moms car because she wouldn't swallow the other night!

by Real Americans Hate Al Gore! April 15, 2003

Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020

squatters garden

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days

Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 14, 2004