spunkrag

a towel or cloth used to wipe off semen after ejaculation.

Dude,you just dried your hair with my spunkrag!

by Kyle January 30, 2005

spunkrat

A good-looking person, especially a young male.

Woah, isn't he a spunkrat?

by Rosa December 25, 2003

Spunkage

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

by darrellyzer January 20, 2020

spunkbag

generally recognised as meaning a used condom, but more commonly used as an insult

Fuck off you spunkbag!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."

by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

spunk rag

An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.

"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.

by the chavez July 1, 2011