SPINTER

An appalling, Greedy, careless and invisible landord who simply expects to recieve monies without any personal responsibility or indeed acknowledgement that he/she has any sort of tenant that may or may not exist.

She's a skinny spinter with houses all over the shop....

by zebraboy777 September 8, 2010

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Compound Splinter

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

by BChil June 29, 2015

digit spinner

A calculator

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation

by greentopdude August 2, 2017

sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.

It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.

by Ball333 November 17, 2013

The Splinter Cell

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011