spankdump

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Guy 1. Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.

by professor penetration October 25, 2010

spankruptcy

A person may declare spankruptcy when they have been spanked so many times that their butt is sore, and they cannot withstand any more spanking. The person who declared spankruptcy will be eligible to sit on a soft cushion seat rather than a hard seat until the sore area has healed, at which point they will receive more spankings. Also, spankings will not accrue interest during this period of time.

I wanted to keep spanking her, but she declared spankruptcy. Damn, now I have to bail her ass out.

by sreebecca August 13, 2011

Inner Spanktum

Inner Spanktum (noun): The deepest bowels of the Spanktuary, sought out for utmost privacy and peace. Usually a bedroom bathroom.

1.) I had to go deep into the Inner Spanktum of my Spanktuary because the in-laws were over for dinner again.

2.) "I need somewhere to jerk off peacefully, they'll never find me in my Inner Spanktum."

by D Willy May 18, 2010

skankumptious

a skank that is holier than thou and looser too.

I was walking down the skreet one day and what to my wandering eyes appeared.... none other than the skankumptious transvestite hooker named Bactisha. I ran.

by Jenpoorizzles November 27, 2006

Spankrupt

1. Someone who has insufficient assets to cover their sexual urges

2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.

1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!

2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"

by chordstricken January 15, 2009

Spindump

To defecate on a turntable at 33 1/3 rpm and to declare it better than the work of Jackson Pollock.

Bob's number two spindump is better than Jackson Pollock's Number 1 spindump.

by Bob Pollock November 12, 2009

Spankrupt

The lack of imaginary partners to focus and fanatize about during masturbation.

If I dont get laid soon, I'll go spankrupt!

I need to get out, I'm in danger of going into spankruptcy!

That's nasty Bro! The though of having sex with her has left me spankrupt!

I've been hand firing it so much I'm going spankrupt!

by Tugjake October 28, 2010