souvenir

Steal, while visiting somewhere you would not normally go. Should not be an item of value or use to you, simply something that you take a liking to.

Where did you get the street sign?
Oh, we souvenired that in Glasgow.

by x11 April 8, 2008

souvenir

A bastard, usually left by men who have been called to war and died. The wives would then later learn that they are pregnant; a souvenir by their dead husbands.

Mary was distraught to learn that her husband had been killed by an onslaught of Germans. She was even more distraught to learn that before going to war he had left her a souvenir of a bastard unborn baby.

by Gnu32 March 3, 2009

Souvenir

Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.

"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.

'A samurai sword?'

'No, a wife.'"

by jpm757ELC July 31, 2025

souvenir food

Commonly used for corn, or any other food including nuts that will show up in your poop the next day.

Giving you fond memories of the meal you ate the previous day. And sometimes even surprising you, when you were not aware that was one of the ingredients in that stew, soup, or casserole your mom made for you.

I better watch it when I take that second helping of souvenir food. I know it will come back to visit me tomorrow.

by Boozie69 June 29, 2009

Souvenir Saturday

On the lines of Throwback Thursdays and Flashback Fridays, this is also a social media trend to post memories in the form of photos or videos on Saturdays. Users will upload pictures or visuals under this tag on Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram or Twitter.

C'mon it's Souvenir Saturday and what better day than this to post this adorable photo of ours!

by anumit July 7, 2020

souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Souvenir Children

1)Offspring from different relationships.
2) having several children each with a different last name

Her souvenir children are the lasting reminders from each true love, and full child support from each father.

by Jprattmac November 24, 2016