soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

by all shitley September 13, 2011

soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.

Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.

by A.T. y'all April 1, 2011

soft serve

the act of being soft or being a little bitch

Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."

by Seany Boii April 10, 2007

soft serve

Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.

by General Turtle February 4, 2003

soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.

I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.

by MichaelO July 1, 2005

soft serve

The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.

I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!

by Hank Reed March 1, 2005

soft serve

The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.

Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.

by Fangina November 6, 2007