smootie

another name for a slutty person.

that girl Diana is such a smootie.

by Aaronthethuggg May 16, 2011

smootie

A smoothie, but misspelled.

I had a smootie for breakfast.

by beyabeya May 18, 2011

Smootie

Sounds like a disease

"What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, he has smootie"
"Holy crap that sucks"

by Lil bigwig August 26, 2017

smootie

a code name for a really hot guy

That guy is so cute!

I know, he's a smootie.

by abaybae August 3, 2011

smootie

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

by Farbe January 10, 2009

smootie

A toxic drink using only the most exclusive items for example a shoe. It’s texture is similar to ice cream.

i just made a bussin bussin smootie but the problem is it was so thick because of all the ingredients and broke the machine.

by Mrchunks July 27, 2021

Smootie

Smootie - noun- combination of a smoothie and fruit.

Jan would like to buy a smootie before she goes to work.

by Mariposa170 October 27, 2025