Shitquit

Like a ragequit, but undertaken out of necessity and not anger. Derived from the phrase "shit to do."

"Sorry, guys, I've gotta shitquit... my term paper is due tomorrow."

"Shitquitting, see ya later, real life calls."

by CaRAWR September 7, 2009

shitquit

When you quit your job by taking a shit on your desk and walking out

Damn, Charles had enough of the bigwigs treating him like a peon and shitquit today

by egumonster March 30, 2021

shitquidity

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea

1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.

by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

Shit&Quit

When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.

Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”

by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005

shitquick

Extremely fast

"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."

by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009

shitquid

Diarrhea, watery feces, liquidy shit

Dude, I had major shitquid last night and now my sphincter's burning.

by Rob Lovering March 16, 2006

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