shemp 

1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge

hey man, legalize shemp!

shemp by horbin bernsen October 20, 2012

shemp 

1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm just shempin' it"

shemp by Shin November 9, 2003

shemp 

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"

shemp by HAB October 25, 2006

Shemp 

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

Shemp by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

shemp 

Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.

Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?
Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.

shemp by Jazz Bandy May 31, 2004

Shemp 

Men that graduate from Ernest W. Seaholm High School, participate in the school musical, date women named Jordan, wear golf sweaters in the winter, wear ugg boots and burberry vests, use the word as well in many situations and in general like to suck woons.

Look at pat, hes sucking a fat woon. What a big ol' shemp. da da da da da a big ass shemp.

Shemp by Hello my name is pat December 7, 2009

shemp 

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.

"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."

shemp by Gaston June 19, 2006