sheeters

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

Sheeperson

1. a: One who follows the crowd.

b: One who values conformity, or at least commonly
participates in it.

2. a: Someone who relies on others for their sense of identity.

2. Singular version of sheeple.

American Idol turned my friend into a sheeperson.

by Caradhras May 28, 2011

three sheeter

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.

Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

sheeter

Short for shit eater

Ctibor is such a sheeter

by Leti581 June 30, 2022

Skeetersitter

A baby sitter that dicks off on the job.

I came home and found my daughter trapped in a closet. I knew I shouldn't of hired that Skeetersitter.

by -867-5309 July 9, 2011

Skeeters

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.

Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.

by LouX42 February 24, 2010

Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.

"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."

by DGPH June 10, 2017