sexpecting

Verb; expecting sex.

Sarah is sexpecting from everyone she meets.

by KarliPenney May 20, 2008

Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.

"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."

by Meredith T. December 24, 2008

Sexpectancy

The amount of time a person will date somebody before sleeping with them

"I Was only with michelle for 4 hours before we fucked, she has a low sexpectancy"

by BariusScotus October 14, 2008

selecting

Picking up cases and putting them on a pallet, destroying your body in the process

Look at nick over there selecting, his body is gonna be fucked up.

by Wwegdbee May 29, 2017

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

sexpesting

verb: the act of pestering a desired future sexual partner for sex when they are unwilling. Can be both playful and/or annoying

Steve: "oh my God, did you guys see what Jase was up to last night?"

Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"

by X1MTE May 13, 2005

life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011