An off-breed of the "hipster", created to fight the mainstream hipster paradox. A selfster is someone who is just themselves. In reality, anyone could be considered selfster, as long as they are comfortable with being themselves.
"I'm not a hipster.. they are too mainstream.. therefore, I'm a selfster, because no one's ever heard of a selfster."
by selfsterlicious June 5, 2013
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"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
by syd jesus May 24, 2009
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Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.
Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.
by Homer Slated October 11, 2014
Get the selfservative mug.The act of recreating in a masturbatory fashion to one's own image. Typically, Selfsturbaters are addicted to both the act of taking a selfie and the act of masturbating.
Selfsturbation is associated with rising levels of vanity and narcissism in youth, to the point where seeing one's own selfie or reflection causes the sex drive to activate. The end result is selfsturbation, commonly viewed as a logical way to release sexual fantasies focused around oneself.
Selfsturbation is associated with rising levels of vanity and narcissism in youth, to the point where seeing one's own selfie or reflection causes the sex drive to activate. The end result is selfsturbation, commonly viewed as a logical way to release sexual fantasies focused around oneself.
"Wow, I can't believe he spread that vicious rumor about you getting a nose job!"
"No kidding! He must spend a lot of time selfsturbating."
Selfsturbation, while not one of the seven deadly sins, is comprised of pride, sloth and lust, in one not-so-neat, despicable package.
I accidentally walked in on my teenage sister selfsturbating, just moments after she uploaded the selfie in question onto Facebook. I can no longer look my sister--or her profile pic--in the eye.
"No kidding! He must spend a lot of time selfsturbating."
Selfsturbation, while not one of the seven deadly sins, is comprised of pride, sloth and lust, in one not-so-neat, despicable package.
I accidentally walked in on my teenage sister selfsturbating, just moments after she uploaded the selfie in question onto Facebook. I can no longer look my sister--or her profile pic--in the eye.
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