Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!
by Musumeci December 9, 2014
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"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"
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A slutty crumpet......
Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.
It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'
Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.
It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'
That is a proper scrumpet!!!
That girl is a scrumpet!
'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)
That girl is a scrumpet!
'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)
by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009
Get the scrumpet mug.The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.
Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it
Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day
Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day
by theillestsesh September 3, 2012
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Get the scrumpet mug.a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.
by juyshin September 24, 2008
Get the Scrumpet mug."Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
by mags1923 February 19, 2007
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