schlorb

* to imagine oneself as a snail or a little creature

* dude I’m schlorbing around

* stop being a little schlorb

by gillivert September 7, 2022

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Schlob

A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.

“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas”
“My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

“Load that brush, and start schlobin!

by Taytayski August 21, 2020

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlorn

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

by Lapetie April 28, 2020

Schlork

Eating something of large quantity very quickly

Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?

by Big Lack April 23, 2019

Schlobo

A drink consisting of citrus fruits, tequila, and other active ingredients made famous by the Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity Inc.

The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.

How many Schlobos should we make for 2knight?

by therealest1987 January 4, 2012