roadmap

when you lift weights and you get crazy viens stickin' out all over your arms, legs, head/neck, chest, etc.

Jeremiah: "Holy shit! whats on your arms?!"
Joseph: "Haha man, i was just doin' some curls and the roadmap came out."

by treesitter January 9, 2010

roadmap

Using the word 'roadmap' can be a replacement for such words that describe a person's liking to a situation such as awesome, cool, sweet, tubular, groovy.

Rosie: "That sure was a good movie!"
Bryce: "Yeah! It was roadmap!"

by Alec W January 22, 2007

Roadmap

Occurs when you stretch your sack over the face of a camping size flashlight. When you turn on the light, you can see all the roads.

I think we're lost. A roadmap sure would come in handy right about now.

by Bradl Miller the third July 31, 2010

Roadmap Watcher

Someone who obsessively and loudly complains when plans change or things do not go their way. They commonly make a lot of noise causing major distraction to others.

Coined by CIG in January 2022 in response to backers of the game Star Citizen after complaints about repeated delays on the roadmap development progress.

A large contingent of Roadmap Watchers continue to make noise every time we shift deliverables.

by SC_Speek February 16, 2022

Roadman

brother species to the chav. A roadman’s true love is the iconic north face black puffer jacket paired with some nike sweats and air max 97s. Chav girls love to date the roadman who acts the most hard. Use phrases such as “safe 1 my g” and “init bruv”.

Girl: Do you think he’s a chav?
Roadman: Nah fam I ain’t no chav init, look at my north face jacket bruv.
Girl : Wow he acts so hard I love it.

by funtimeswiththegang March 29, 2019

year 8 roadman

a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand

look at that year 8 roadman and why does he have his hand down his pants dammit!

by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017

Roadmanophobia

Roadmanophobia is an extensive, irrational fear of roadman. You try to avoid them as much as possible and don't go places that are commonly known for roadmen to be there

- Hey, do you want to go to the Park today
~ Depends which one, If It's the one next to Tesco's then no, quite a lot of Roadmen go there
- Why are you scared of Roadmen in the first place?
~ I have Roadmanophobia.

by snipOx December 17, 2017