Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

by EmperorEli February 4, 2021

roadkill stank vag

a woman's nethers that smell as though:
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"

you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.

by Fazed September 8, 2006

Roadkill Supper

roadkill supper is roadkill that someone (a hobo most likely) peeled off the street and brought home to his box and shopping cart grilled it so the smell of corpse is amplified because it’s burning, and then proceeds to eat it.

As we drove passed the dump it smelled like a roadkill supper.

by JoZ$ February 3, 2021

Roadkill-Safari

Driving across a street with lots of animals that have been struck and killed by motor vehicles.

Yo bro! Yesterday I was on a Roadkill-Safari. I even saw Bambi, tho!

by Danny Mallory December 29, 2013

roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 5, 2010

roadkill t-shirts

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009