"I'm sorry I was late! I was behind a putser"
"That's understandable, it's almost as if they can't find the gas pedal!"
"That's understandable, it's almost as if they can't find the gas pedal!"
by The Flap Jacker June 2, 2020
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by Handdoc March 21, 2019
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She's a beautiful person but she never realized it . Puteri always end up loving the wrong person . She acts like she doesnt care about you but the truth is she does , she just hates how she cant stop "caring" about you . Once she loves someone she cant stop . She's different because she can girliest girl you'll ever meet or the most boyish girl you'll ever meet. Puteri is a person you can rely on because she'll always be there for no matter how bad the things are. She loves to GIVE her friends advice and help them out with their problems but she has a hard time LISTENING to other people's advice . Fun to be around . Can be a bit judgy sometimes but nothing serious . Always sees the good in others eventho its not there . Such a jokester. Can be so clueless sometimes especially when it comes to love . She can be a bit impatient and love to take risks .
She's a beautiful person but she never realized it . Puteri always end up loving the wrong person . She acts like she doesnt care about you but the truth is she does , she just hates how she cant stop "caring" about you . Once she loves someone she cant stop . She's different because she can girliest girl you'll ever meet or the most boyish girl you'll ever meet. Puteri is a person you can rely on because she'll always be there for no matter how bad the things are. She loves to GIVE her friends advice and help them out with their problems but she has a hard time LISTENING to other people's advice . Fun to be around . Can be a bit judgy sometimes but nothing serious . Always sees the good in others eventho its not there . Such a jokester. Can be so clueless sometimes especially when it comes to love . She can be a bit impatient and love to take risks .
by themanoftheworld December 29, 2017
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by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
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by baileybird September 15, 2014
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by Alahyemok December 25, 2016
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