pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

pull the goalie by angryvillager September 1, 2006

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pull the goalie

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

pull the goalie by breakwall January 14, 2005

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pull the goalie

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

pull the goalie by Dan May 11, 2003

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Pull The Goalie

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

Pull The Goalie by carguy311 July 29, 2018

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Pull the goalie

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

Pull the goalie by sparks40 October 8, 2009

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pull the goalie

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

pull the goalie by DD January 11, 2004

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