Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

by lunchcrush June 18, 2016

Pornoscopy

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.

What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.

by cyclopath August 22, 2010

Portishead

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.

Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.

by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

Portola Middle School

A hellhole that is separated into 4 groups: Autism (The academy), Asians (The magnet), Mexicans (general), and Persians (honors) with the occasional white or black sprinkled in.

I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to Portola Middle School

by honors student ‘,:) May 7, 2019

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

Protoss

One of three playable races in the game Starcraft by Blizzard Entertainment. They're the opposites of the scale compared to the Zerg. The Protoss are a stoic, psionically enhanced species which represent what we would know as the pinnacle of evolution. They are few in number, but each unit is incredibly powerful. One of the favorite units of Protoss enthousiasts is the Archon.

"Protoss" means "The Firstborn". In the storyline behind the game, they are the first creation of the Xel'Naga, a most likely extinct species which was obsessed with creating the ultimate lifeform.

The Protoss represent the purity of form. The Zerg represent the purity of essence.

The Protoss's worst enemy is the Terran's EMP Shockwave.

I am Protoss. I am complete. The Conclave will overcome. Hail Tassadar.

by Grey December 20, 2004