pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

by FiLaBoY May 28, 2006

pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

by Nunya March 26, 2005

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank March 08, 2005

pootang

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife

by andy blackass February 27, 2006

pootang

The gay version of "poontang".

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.

by fireman_sam October 16, 2006

pootang

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

by anonymous March 09, 2005

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

by No1 September 29, 2003