Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

phineing

to be addicted or obsessing over something most of the time Weed or some other drug

yo i am phineing right now i need to smoke a L.

by ~GuS~ November 1, 2007

Phoneliness

That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.

As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(

by MadBob81 November 27, 2015

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

popeying

When you run out of lube and use olive oil instead.

Did a bit of popeying last night

The Mrs offered me her brown wings last night but we had no lube

Popped to the kitchen and grabbed the olive oil and popeyed her good and proper

by PandaMitch March 27, 2017

phonegingi

green phone person from dialtown

p1: did you see phonegingi?

p2: the weird phone?
p1: yea. that one.

by anonymous March 2, 2021