Peasant's Quest

You are Rather Dashing, a peasant who returns from vacation to find his thatch roofed cottage...BURNINATED! You swear revenge on an epic journey to vanquish the Burninator Once and for all! From the company that made that game Trogdor, and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large preportions.

>throw baby
> get berries

by Jace July 28, 2004

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005

snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.

She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!

by J.M. Carlson December 9, 2003

spineless pheasant fetus

The nasty Will Charles Willett of your community.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.

Have You talked to that spineless pheasant fetus today? He called me a nigga trick bitch...I saw him throwing up westside but we all know honkey rather be throwing up his food.

by BellaFucking Brightside..Bitch February 1, 2009

Scott Pheasant

Nickname on Capital Hill for U.S. Secretary of Treasury appointed by President Donald Von Shitsinpantz.

There goes Scott Pheasant kissing the ass of Diaper Donald again. What a disgrace!

by LaughingAloud December 18, 2025

Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)

Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome

by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017

Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020