The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the permatan mug.the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.
Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.
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Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!
by kennyattic April 12, 2007
Get the permatard mug.1.) Berger's First Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 3! are evenly divisible by 6.
2.) Berger's Second Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 4! are evenly divisible by 12.
The "!" is mathematically denoted as "factorial."
2.) Berger's Second Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 4! are evenly divisible by 12.
The "!" is mathematically denoted as "factorial."
1.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 3!-a! are ALL divisible by 6 a y number of times.
2.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 4!-n! are ALL divisible by 12 an x number of times.
2.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 4!-n! are ALL divisible by 12 an x number of times.
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Get the Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility mug.Poor plagiarism : Replacing a few words with loose or incorrect synonyms, and then taking credit for somebody else's text.
Their extensive word permutation altered the meaning of my text, and then they tried to publish it without including me as an author.
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Get the word permutation mug.This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.
eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)
It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.
eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.
eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)
It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.
eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.
I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.
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