parmenter

to brag about your ability at something but when you put your money where your mouth is you fall vastly short of the mark

Stu: how was your table tennis match against jamie?
Matt: well he said he was good but he pulled a parmenter

by nicholas clark January 14, 2008

Paul Prenter

Probably one of the worst people to live. Paul Prenter is the villain in the story in Freddie Mercury's life. Basically tried to ruin his life for money. And he is evil.

Paul Prenter is evil as fuck.

by Twentyonerosepetals November 8, 2019

parente

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.

Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.

by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

33 percenter

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?

"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson August 8, 2007

Mr.Parente

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

parentproof

Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents

Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view

My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .

"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."

by serrastl October 14, 2009