orders

One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.

Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

in that order

Shall be done in a particular manner, or according to a method or plan

I have wash, get ready for work and drop of the kids; in that order

by ElevatedOne July 15, 2017

Order

To violently beat your elbow on a surface and call order on your friends to settle down

Order in the god dam court

by SpinyVenus November 27, 2019

Order

1. The polar opposite of Chaos.

2. A state of reality in which one's reality is under control. ie. Peace.

3. A command.

1. Order negates Chaos. Chaos negates Order. Without one, you cannot have the other.

2. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

3. See command.

by Psydon July 13, 2005

The Order

A fictional(?) racist group from the Turner Diaries. The Order is part Neo-Nazi part KKK. The main Charater joins the Order to fullfill his destiny and die for the 14 words.

"The Order handed out our assignments. I have to join with Section 8 to get explosives."

by Legaykidd August 5, 2008

Orders

Autistic Physics teacher who takes anger out with physical violence on walls and tables

Student: Sir have you marked my homework?

Orders teacher: 'stops kicking wall' No I FUCKING HAVEN'T

'head butts desk'
' and kick walls again'

by Edploof2 March 5, 2019

Order In

Arranging a prostitute to come to your place

I don't feel like going out tonight, I'm just going to call the escort service and order in.

by captainspalding May 28, 2010