one cheek

Careless, sloppy, haphazard, poor quality work; a diplomatic way of saying something is done half assed

I waited till the last minute to finish my paper, so I wound up doing a one cheek job on it.

by Ukyou Kuonji June 11, 2006

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

One cheek wonder

U only have one butt cheek

Hey look at one cheek wonder

by Pooplicke August 3, 2016

one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

one cheek sneek

To release a flatulence, in a siting position, by rocking the body to one side or the other and lifting a cheek. Usually silent but deadly.

Please do not do the one cheek sneek in church.

by becka4josh September 7, 2008