objectaphile

a person or persons who are sexually attracted to objects. As well as a person or persons who would like to have sexual relations with an object or objects

dude 1 - do u wanna make out with ur mic or smth back up dude
dude 2 - actually bro i kinda do, it’s cute

dude 1 - ur an objectaphile????? dude i hate objectaphiles

by Sky the smartie October 31, 2022

Objectophile

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objectophiliac

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

by iSkip August 6, 2011

Objectphile

Someone who is sexually attracted to objects or makes porn of objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.

Joey is sexually attracted to Leafy from BFDI, making him an objectphile.

by luckytaaru December 10, 2020

objectaphilia

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.

I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.

by Boston Legal January 23, 2008

objectophile

Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.

My friend who watched BFDI is an objectophile

by SB018 May 25, 2023