nutsmack

a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities

That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.

by Katie February 18, 2003

Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.

Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011

nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

by levine2112 November 25, 2007

Nutsack

Term for the male testicles. Also known as balls, hangers, sack, nuts, etc. Having nuts and feeling them swing throughout the day is a daily reminder for men that we have power by having a nutsack between our legs

Dude. All that porn I have been edging to for hours is making me want to DRAIN my NUTSACK. I need to BUST A NUT.

by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023

nutsacker

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks

Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.

by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

Nutsack Cheese

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.

Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

nutsackular

Of or pertaining to the testicular region of the human male.

While playing football, my son accidentally kicked me in the nutsackular area.

by pfnk October 21, 2008