noem

This person is know for having a huge penis. Every girl likes him and he has awesome style. He is also addicted to kebab and pussy

Noem is The most awesome guy ever That gets every girl

by The xxxterminatorxxx October 10, 2017

Kristi Noem

One who ignores science resulting in the death of innocent life;

One who is not pro-life, because if they were, they would protect every life;
One who values an embryo over the life of females, POC, immigrants, Muslims, LGBTQ citizens, and any other person who is not: white, male, christian, AND straight.

Don't be a Kristi Noem. Protect people who are already alive.

by Senate Republicans November 17, 2020

Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.

Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.

by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024

Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....

Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Noem

Releasing your bowels into your pants because no one wants you in their bathroom.

Denied entry for being a total rectum, the Secretary was forced to pull a Noem after enjoying succulent tacos for lunch.

by Armyamy October 5, 2025

Noem

To cause the death of one's pet; to violently deprive one's pet of life.

Synonyms: kill, murder

Origin: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, in which she details shooting her "untrainable" 14-month-old puppy in the face.

Kristi's dog Cricket was useless at hunting birds, so she noemed him.

by Good Doggie April 28, 2024

Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024