Noj 

Noun.

1. A person with good intentions, who seems to always get the short end of the stick.

He was out hiking and bit his tongue in half trying to put his backpack on. What a Noj.

He was out hiking and bit his tongue in half trying to put his backpack on. What a Noj.

Noj by yellowduck November 11, 2013

Noj 

When someone uses sarcasm to make something hilarious, then goes on to try and continue being funny but fails and looks like a dumbass.

Guy1: i dont understand how im not clinically insane | Guy2: Maybe because you've never been to a Clinic? | Guy3: roflmao | Guy2: or maybe you went but got kicked out for killing a nurse | Guy3: Fucking Noj'd it man..

Noj by Saint Joe January 28, 2009

NOJ 

A SuperHuman, Unshaven Geek who releases Steam from his head as he works away uncontrollably. Often found in the gutter with an empty bottle of Bacardi shoved in his Nought.

NOJ Smashed a few women last night an ended up on the Pump Truck.

NOJ by TheLex April 25, 2008

NOJ 

Named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.

That was so noj man = that was so shit/crap/wank man.

You're a nojing dick = you're a fucking dick

NOJ by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

Noj 

Anything you want it to br, but typically fucked but not super fucked

Mate are you noj’d?

Dude you’re an absolute noj

At least you didn’t make a noj of yourself

Dude honestly, I’m getting noj’d

This bloke is an absolute noj

Noj by Noj Man October 7, 2020

Noj 

Nothing can describe the greatness of this person. Unfathomable greatness. Also share a resemblance to Simu Liu.

Nothing can compare to the power of Noj the great.

Noj by therealnjnjnj November 22, 2021

Noj 

Fucking wanger. Very feel

What you saying Noj you shlaggggggg

Noj by Kcaj ittelloc November 24, 2021